A Dog Fancier's Guide To Shakespeare
- author unknown
- "To be or not to be, that is the question."
- (Shall we breed this season?)
- "Double, double toil and trouble, Fire burn and cauldron bubble"
- (Ringside gossip)
- Methought I heard a voice cry, "Sleep no more" . . .
- (Bitch in season in same house with active stud)
- "What fools these mortals be"
- (They just bought their 3rd dog)
- "Out, out damned spot!"
- (They are housebreaking the 3rd dog)
- "What light through yonder window breaks?"
- (Up all night whelping)
- "Much ado about nothing"
- (False pregnancy)
- "Assume a virtue if you have it not"
- (Be a good loser)
- "Play such fantastic tricks before high heaven as make the angels weep"
- (On seeing some odd judging-or clever handling)
- "Small curs are not regarded when they grin"
- (Unless they have a big-name handler)
- "Nor let the rain of heaven wet this place"
- (The prayer of all outdoor show chairs)
- "He hath but a little wee face, with a little yellow beard"
- (Carin Terrier)
- "Like a fountain with an hundred spouts"
- (Male dog going for walk)
- "A double blessing is a double grace"
- (Best of Breed AND a group placement)
- "I love the sport well; but I shall as soon quarrel at it as any man
- (Sentiments of the inveterate dog-show enthusiast)
- "Young gentlemen, your spirits are too bold for your years"
- (class of terrier puppies)
- "Your father is at Westminster"
- (But your mother wasn't show-quality)
- "And I do wish your honours may increase"
- (Best-in-show next time!)
- "Obedience; for so work the honey-bees, Creatures that by a rule in
nature teach the act of order"
- (A good definition!)
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